Scaramucci 

To start a job and use your first paycheck for a cocaine bender which results in a public rant against your boss only to lose said job within the 30-day trial period

Tony pulled a scaramucci last weekend and his boss said, "You're fired."

Scaramucci by Ricey Potato July 31, 2017

Scaramucci 

Slang (inspired by White House Communications Director & Trump sycophant Anthony Scaramucci) used to describe someone who is the greasiest, ugliest, most repulsive & untrustworthy creature imaginable. This is someone who would sell his own grandmother for the chance to press his scaly lips against Trump's asshole. Only human by the barest of requirements.

I'm surprised that Scaramucci in accounting has any time for actual work, considering how often I see him on his knees in front of upper management.

What the deal with the Scaramucci waiting tables here? I always thought restaurants kept them in back, washing dishes, so they wouldn't scare away customers.

Scaramucci by Dharma Midget August 13, 2017

Scaramucci 

A time period of 11 days.

Named for Anthony Scaramucci, who served as White House Director of Communications from July 21 to July 31, 2017.

Scaramucci confirmed this 11-day time period in a tweet on October 22, 2020, stating, "Tomorrow starts the last Scaramucci (11 days) of the race."

It's October 23 and we're one Scaramucci away from election day on November 3.

Scaramucci by LVBOA October 23, 2020

Scaramucci 

The act of orally pleasuring yourself while denying it and accusing others of doing same.

Wow, that guy is just sitting at home giving himself a Scaramucci. How sad.

Scaramucci by Jake Crystal July 28, 2017

scaramucci 

the fluids or solids resulting from one's inability to control bowel movements; stool (feces) which has leaked unexpectedly from the rectum. Scaramucci can range from being an accidental or occasional leakage of stool while passing gas, to a full-blown loss of bowel control.

Scott was upset by the decision, that it literally dislodged the scaramucci from him while we were all sitting in the conference room.

I thought it was a fart, but it was a scaramucci.

scaramucci by Fred Ghurkin July 23, 2017

Scaramucci 

common misspelling for scaramouche

i forgot what comes next

a: have you seen scaramucci?
b: scara who now?
a: the guy from genshin!
b: oh you meant scaramouche?
a: ...yes.

Scaramucci by chrïstïne June 21, 2021

scaramucci 

a lying, paranoid, tweaking cocaine addict; a "coke fiend."

That scaramucci is tweaking something fierce.

scaramucci by Lissehteleindil July 27, 2017