Russia 

A country run by an small dick leader getting bitch slapped by the former block state Ukraine due to their leader's huge balls and Russian forces' giant gapping pussies.

Wow that wanna be frat boy got the shit kicked out of him by that girl he tried to roofie by not only that banging Ukrainian chick but literally everyone else in at the party. What a total Russia of a fuck up.

Russia by N3RVOUSNINJA February 28, 2022

Russia 

A big pile of shit that's run by a Nazi in disguise. Every member of the Russian parliament needs to Bum fuck a chicken.

Russia is a big pile of shit

Russia by You don't no my name March 16, 2022

Russia 

A shitty CUNTry that's run by the worst person alive and is at war with in an innocent country and is overall just the worst country of all time. Ok in all seriousness, I love all countries including russia, if you're russian I totally respect you as long as you don't support vladimir putin.

I love russia but I hate putin.

Russia by I eat poop 69 May 22, 2022

Russia 

A place where the only currency is vodka. Also, they apparently love Trump.

Trump: Hello, homeland!
Russian: Would you like some vodka? How about shot glass for vodka?
Trump: No thanks, I don't drink.
Russian: You dirty American swine! Is our vodka not good enough for you? I kill you!

Russia by Colonel Mustache December 5, 2017

Russia 

A place that can be seen from Wasilla, Alaska.

I can see Russia from my house.

Russia by It's About Fucking Time December 12, 2010

Russia 

A City in ohio

Person 1, idk what names:I'm going to russia
Person 2: they speak an entire different language
Person 1:the city in ohio
Person 2:wtf

Russia by Reymcgowan February 21, 2021

russia 

1) Largest nation in land area, has a population 140 million, steadily declining since collapse of USSR
2) Capital Moscow is Europe's largest city with 13 million people, frequently ranks as 2nd most expensive city after Tokyo
3) Is mostly a democracy on paper only
4) US dollars and Euros are used just as much as rubles
5) Owner of the world's largest stockpile of tactical and strategic nuclear weapons
6) Has a very safe and successful space program
7) Struggles to maintain a vast military, while dealing with domestic terrorism daily
8) Has a thouroughly obscene obsession with German sedans
9) Average worker makes only $200 a month
10) Is incredibly beautiful in the winter

When in Moscow, watch out for the government (and not-so-government) luxobarges that like to drive on the opposite side of the road at triple digit speeds. Sphincter clenchingly terrifying, and makes Russian roulette look like a kindergarten game.

russia by Hans Blix September 19, 2005