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reverse reverse blumpkin

A reverse reverse blumpkin is when a variation of the blumpkin where a woman is occupying the toilet because she needs to vomit, and a man who is too impatient to wait to poop decides to just go on her head
"Man, last night I had to poop so bad, I just ran in and ended up crapping all over some drunk girls' head"
"Dude, that's what you call a reverse reverse blumpkin"

post-ironic reverse reverse psychology 

Saying what you really feel in an ironic tone of voice.
E.g. 1 (Spoken in an Aubrey Plaza monotone) *rolls eyes* "Oh yeah, I totally wanna have sex with you right now."

E.g. 2 "She was using post-ironic reverse reverse psychology again."

Reverse Kangaroo (Reverse Kanga) 

The Reverse Kangaroo or "Reverse Kanga" is the act (or art) of sitting backward on a toilet, thereby leaving a long, filthy skid mark down the length of the bowl. Popular in public toilets and the mother-in-law's house.
That bitch gave me shit about leaving the toilet seat up, so I pulled a reverse kanga and left six inches of skid for her to clean up.

reverse of reverse 

it outpowers uno reverse
jay: ur mom gay
me: no u
jay: uno reverse
me: reverse of reverse
reverse of reverse by Zyrerin November 14, 2018

Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck 

The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.
"Yo Chev, I just saw someone doing the reverse Thornton asshole dickfuck"

"Damn, he alright?"

Reverse Exorcism 

It’s when the devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body
I came home to catch my daughter in the middle of a reverse exorcism
Reverse Exorcism by ballblocker0 February 23, 2020