randall guide to slaying 

The Randall Guide to Slaying:
A three step process to nail a boy/girl

S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck

*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*

"That Randall Guide to Slaying is money for picking up chicks"

randall guide to slaying by 4044life2 February 2, 2014

Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey 

A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.

We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?

Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey by Jeremy December 23, 2004

Shaun Randall 

The most amazing person that lives in the United States. He is the smartest person and hottest person in the world

Jane : "Look! There's Shaun Randall!"
Joe : "I know! Let's show us some amazing respect."

Shaun Randall by hola nino September 24, 2021