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A midget with a big nose and big ears kind of looks like a troll/goblin
Queem by Money man mo October 19, 2020
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A trail of “fluidleft behind by humans
Bro 1: yo bro can I have a slurp of your queem?
Bro 2:hell yeah bro gurgle that shit * excretes queem*
Queem by Peepeepenis September 29, 2020

Queem Wad 

Big ol' wad of queem on someones face.
I just gave her a nice queem wad on her face.
Queem Wad by Chadilac Stackilac January 20, 2009

Queem of Mufftard 

Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress at The El Dorado Diner in Tarrytown, NY. It has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.

There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.
"Yes, I'll have the Queem of Mufftard in a bowl, please."

"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."
Queem of Mufftard by Switche October 18, 2008

Queefcup 

A queef that sounds like a hiccup.
My wife queefcupped so hard I thought the dog threw up.
Queefcup by youdontknowme001 November 7, 2018

Chief Queef 

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.
Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.
Chief Queef by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020