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Dick fart-punch 

When in sequence one drops to a squat position whilst releasing a loud fart and swiftly punches a comrade in the testicles in an act of humor and regality.
Elliott really pissed me off last night with his comments, so I had to give him dick fart-punch to keep things on an even keel.
Dick fart-punch by Planet Ryon December 2, 2010

Fart-punch

when a couple has anal sex, the male waits for his wife to fart and simultaneously fucks her in the ass, thus punching the fart.
my new girlfriend lets me fart-punch her all the time.
Fart-punch by Brandon2343242432 February 23, 2009

Tounge punch the Fart box 

The act of a male or female going down on there partner and licking the butthole. aka..Tossing the salad
"I'm going out on a date tonight"
"oh yeah, have fun, i hope she lets you Tounge punch the fart box!!!!"

Fart Punch 

When someone drops a fart of such magnitude that you react as if you were physically punched in the face. Its like being assaulted by death.
I was in the elevator at work and i swear to god Jack delivered a Fart Punch to every one of us in there. I didnt here it coming but when it hit i cried like a little girl that just learned life has consequences.
Fart Punch by King Simmo November 14, 2013

Tongue punch the fart box 

-The sticking of one's tongue up your partners ass
-rim job
-Ass licking
Couple of guys sitting around talking about what they do in bed with their girlfriends and ones says you ever tongue punch the fart box?

fart punch 

When you slam your butt on a persons face and then fart
Man you missed it, Mark was on the couch and I just fart punched his face..
fart punch by Jimy Bum Man January 7, 2012