Psycho Hose Beast 

An manly beached-whale sized female or something of that sort, equipped with blowholes, penises, vaginas, and eats fetuses!

Whoa dude! I boinged a Psycho Hose Beast. Her 23 penises were slapping me on the face.

Psycho Hose Beast by Haywood Jeblomi November 16, 2003

psycho hosebeast

Ex-Girlfiend or Female Stalker (Canadian).

Man, that psycho hosebeast called again last night.

psycho hosebeast by Doug McKenzie April 20, 2003

psycho hosebeast

someone who is stupidly insane, irritating,whorish, or sometimes scary

"man, since her botched boob job, becky has turned into a total psycho hosebeast"

psycho hosebeast by Captain Jen August 26, 2003

psycho hosebeast

the biggest whore of all

a slutty,skanky,whore who is such a tremendous whore that she will fuck anyone or anything,man or beast,male or female,anytime,anywhere and will take ex-mouseketeer pop tarts under her wing and teach them Satanism and how to be the biggest whore. see madonna

madonna is a psycho hosebeast

psycho hosebeast by full body condom and fast sneakers December 9, 2003