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LCD Projector 

The deity worshipped within the LCD Projector cult, where sacrifices prevent the light bulb from burning out and not working.
Person 1- hey have you joined the LCD Projector cult
Person 2- heck yeah man they’re sacrificing me tomorrow morning lol
Person 1- oh cool haha I’ll be sure to be there
LCD Projector by Johnny Mc Biscuit February 3, 2020

Hector Projector 

One who has arms that do not fit his body and also has the general anatomy of a skelington. One who projects his arms to lengths that should not be possible for any human being.

drunk projector 

When one gets drunk then proceeds to walk over to some little shit and beat the shit out of him then once done with the beating, finish by projectile vommiting all over the victim.
Bonus Points:
+5 - get all vomit on face
+10 - victim chokes and/or gags on vomit
+100 (Canadians only) - victim is deposited, after choking on vommit, into a large cold snow bank
I got so smashed last night and Zack thought he was the bomb so I drunk projected the little shit into a snow bank, eh?
Dude I got it all on camera!
I totally used the drunk projector all over zack!

i dont have a projector

duke depp doesnt have a projector. this means he should get one, a galaxy projector in fact !!
“willma said something about a projector... i dont have a projector so im sorry.... that i dont have a projector haha!!”

group project 

quite possibly the most idiotic educational device, created by hyper-ego professors whose sole existence on earth is to make you meet people in the library
group project by pete November 30, 2003

Group Project 

A project that requires you to work with your peers - intended to simulate the 'real world' where you work with other people on a day-to-day basis - it does this rather well, because like the 'real world' the bulk of the group will end up freeloading off of the work of the more responsible individuals (usually you).
You: Well I was up all night finishing the write up for our group project. Did you finish your portion?

Brian: Oh yea dude... I didn't get that email, what are we doing again?

You: You do know the presentation is tomorrow morning...right?