E.T Phone Home 

The act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls cunt and seeing if you can continue the conversation

Guy 1: I called Josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the E.T phone home manouver

Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...

E.T Phone Home by pipeline69 May 29, 2011

E.T. phone home 

When you wrap an l.e.d. light strip around your dick and shove it into a girls vagina and yell out E.T. phone home

Dude I totally "E.T. phone home" last night with Veronica.

E.T. phone home by Udegen May 3, 2018

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up 

A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.

"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up by Javalentinte July 3, 2021

phonehole 

1. a phony asshole

2. a phony asshole on a cell phone

1. That chick who's interviewing stars on the red carpet at the Oscars is such a phonehole.

2. I sat next to a real phonehole on the train yesterday.

phonehole by MsArdRi March 7, 2010