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The result of the adding of the words "poo" and "wank" together.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.
Mate I ate three packs of fruit and fibre yesterday...I'm going to pank my brains out with a shit that firm. It's gonna be panktastic.

I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.
pank by Stubbsy. The real one October 11, 2006
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v.) To spank a male or transitioning male on the penis.

Please Note: occasionally causes unexpected drips of pee, blood, or semen if hit too hard or in the right place at the right time OR by the right person.
You have been a very bad boy Thomas! Pull your pants down and face me so I can pank you with my leather belt!

Sorry Dr. Dave, but my wife and I were playing around in bed & she panked me a few times, causing me to have my meriod (male period).
Pank by takesumcake jones May 28, 2015
a slang term for a homosexual person.
Pank by mrnister123 November 18, 2011
you a pank
I am a dedicated PANK.
PANK by DN1984 April 13, 2017
Verb: The act of wanking while releasing your bowels
Ross: Why were you so long in the toilet?
Pete: Oh sorry, I was having a pank...
Pank by thebiggerwhoreface May 28, 2009