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I'm on my period 

a girl's excuse for everything.. and it works.
Teacher: Excuse me, why are you late to class?
Girl: I'm on my period.

Boyfriend: Why don't you want to have sex with me?
Girlfriend: I'm on my period.

Bitchy friend: Oh my god why are you eating so much?
Girl: I'm on my period.

etc.
I'm on my period by rayrayg March 24, 2012

I’m on my period 

An excuse for females to get out of doing anything, and to be extremely mean, nagging, and demanding.
I can’t go to the beach I’m on my period.

She must be on her period 

Say this and I will find you and beat your ass so hard you'll run home to mama.
Male: My girlfriend wanted an ice-cream today and she was upset when she didn't get one.
Dick head: She must be on her period
*A bat signal type thing goes off and every mother, daughter, sister and foetus that identifies as female runs to beat dick head's ass.

Period on this DILF 

A more blunt expression for “Period”. Used instead of “Period”.
Friend: “Oh my god my mom is such a bitch!”

Other friend: “Period on this DILF!!!!”
Period on this DILF by wendueieekie September 13, 2019

period six on a friday

another way to describe being relaxed and not caring what others do
"guys i know it's period six on a friday so you can leave 45 minutes early, just make sure you do the coursework by the end of 2023"

thats on PERIODTT 

basically agreeing with something someone says. but like on steroids like preaching what the person is saying like oooo yeah shes right.
(becky) men aint shit...(trisha) thats on periodtt