Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast

when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.

I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"

Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast by weiny0402 November 7, 2018

Don't Wiz on the electric fence! 

An extremely fun and educational board game played by Stimpy and Ren's cousin, Sven.

Ren: I'm gonna Wiz on ya, then hit ya, and punch ya..
Stimpy Sven: noooo!!
Ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(Ren unzips his fly and proceeds to wiz on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't wiz on the electric fence!*

Don't Wiz on the electric fence! by The Official Wisdom November 20, 2021

Don't shit on my bricks 

In the 20s, the builders, when they were doing brick laying, they didn't have places to poop so it became popular to just poop in somebody else's bricks because you wouldn't want to poop on your own bricks because you would have to put those bricks up.

It is used modernly as a term of warning.

Person A: I don't have anywhere else to throw this trash so I'll just drop in on the floor of your car.

Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.

Don't shit on my bricks by bigguy1027 September 8, 2014

Don’t quote me on that 

A phrase said after a statement a person is not sure is correct

Reporter: Sir! Can you name the mayor of New York City?
Richard: Uh, Bruce Wayne, but don’t quote me on that.

Don’t quote me on that by UgLy BiRdMaNN October 25, 2017

Don't Have a leg to stand on

Not Having any witness or evidence.

Him: i will tell your dad what u did.
Her: i don't care. You don't have a leg to stand on.
Him: oh! Fuck you!

Don't Have a leg to stand on by JonSnowKnows June 1, 2020

Don't sleep on 

A phrase used to describe a person who should not be underestimated. A practical term which can be used with most anyone in any situation where the individuals abilities, conduct or intelligence might be underestimated.

I know the Kobe and the Lakers have won nine games in a row, but Manu Ginobili is a Laker killer. Don't sleep on Manu Ginobili!

Don't sleep on by Tom_in_SA March 1, 2009

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. 

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. by wouldaben January 15, 2011