of course theory 

When something that could possibly goes wrong - in fact - does go wrong .

Therefore making someone say (to themselves), "of course", in a sarcastic tone.

"Badass! I just got GTA IV for PC and I have better than recommended system requirements!"

*Installs Game*

"...And its laggy as hell..." OF COURSE

©"Of Course Theory"

of course theory by Tickbaby January 17, 2010

of course not 

An arbitrary term mainly used for denying something.

Are you a giant lizard? Of course not!

of course not by Bozolink April 13, 2014

Of course said the horse 

Absolutely sure of something

Put a cat in the mug break the mug of course said the horse

Of course said the horse by Djdraeger September 12, 2018

of course not 

probably true

A: They wouldn't charge me for air, would they?
B: Of course not

of course not by greymalkinergggreymalkin June 23, 2017

Of course she can, she's Mona. 

This sentence is used when you doubt about someone that can never be doubt of. It is used to make a reference about this person's personality and acts.

Person 1: She can't keep us here forever.
Person 2: Of course she can, she's Mona.

Of course she can, she's Mona. by tom holland stan August 26, 2017

Of course on a horse 

Used to express disbelief.

"I have severe depression"-Tej

"Of course on a horse"-Yusuf

Of course on a horse by Tej belkabar March 14, 2019

of course… not 

A phrase that often excites someone and then disappoints them a second later, however sometimes this phrase can make someone angry but relieve them later.

A: Can you give me 15K bucks?
B: Of course…
A: *trembling with excitement*
B: not…
A: *excitement fades away*

A: Would you be happy if I ran away?
B: Of course… not.
A: You got me there for a second!

of course… not by Pannwinner1 July 5, 2023