Himalayan neti pot 

when your girl has a cold and you bust a nut in her nose

"Yeah, my girl has been congested all week so I gave her the ol' fashioned Himalayan neti pot. Cleared her sinuses right up!"

Himalayan neti pot by surewould6969 August 3, 2018

Appalachain neti pot 

When you're getting a blowjob and you're about to blow your load you pull it out. Cram it up her nose and destroy her sinuses with your baby batter

I gave her a Appalachain neti pot last night.

Appalachain neti pot by Brutally honest March 28, 2015

Des Moines Neti Pot 

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.

Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.

Des Moines Neti Pot by Kate McGee June 9, 2011

Burmese Neti Pot

('b&r-'mEz / 'ne-tE / 'pät)

The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.

(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)

Wendy's nasal infection was indeed caused by the 'Burmese Neti Pot' Thomas gave her the previous Sunday.

Burmese Neti Pot by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

Australian Neti Pot 

The sexual act of ejaculating inside somebody's nostril and having it come out of the other nostril, like a Neti Pot

Billy gave me an Australian Neti Pot yesterday.

Australian Neti Pot by Thedumbestmanalive July 5, 2016

Golden Neti Pot 

When someone urinates in one nostril and it pours out the other nostril.

Bob came home from work early one day only to find his wife acting as the last link in a golden neti pot chain.

Golden Neti Pot by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022

Arkansas Neti Pot

When your cousin gives you a blow job and you cum in her nose.

My cousin sucked me off at the family reunion and gave her an Arkansas Neti Pot.

Arkansas Neti Pot by BACooper January 18, 2026