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moderate conservative hedonism 

moderate conservative hedonism", "mch" for short, is a term used to broadly describe the weltanschauung -- sociopolitical & otherwise --of any well-bred gentleman, scholar, bonvivant, & gourmand before the death of old europe.

mch is characterized by a propensity for the general enjoyment of life. -- within a certain moderation, Μηδὲν ἄγαν, & with a keen eye for the tradition.

though the mch outlook has declined since the death of old europe, some men, like roberto calasso or gerard depardieu, remain true to the old ways.

expressions of mch in the heritage of europe are too numerous to count, though here is a list of some quintessentials:

wine, the delphic maxims, cheese, decadent plates of cold cuts, fruit, & marzipan, observance of the faith, rococo painting & second empire furniture, death in venice, sonnets to the fishermen of capri, a gallon of beer a day, hatred of taxes, an aloof & cosmopolitan view of things (in particular in matters culinary & poetic), the study of botany, ornithology, monteverdi's madrigals, chess, collections of old cookbooks, gambling (but not too much), an interest in pencils, coffeehouse brawling, orientalism, a fine assortment of various rare teas, liberatory book theft, quoting vauvenargues at the cute cashier in the store, hiking, opening a beauty salon in the ruins of the lotus-land, foie gras for breakfast.

Si bene qui cenat bene vivit, lucet, eamus
quo ducit gula, piscemur, venemur!
(Horace)
example a)
person 1: I watched an episode of gerard depardieu's europe last night. he talked about cheese for half an hour.
person 2: yes, he's a true moderate conservative hedonist.

example b)
person 1: how do you interpret horace's epistle to numicius?
person 2: i think wieland is right in his commentary when he says that the epistle is about finding the ways of moderate conservative hedonism.

moderate 

1) a sane person;
2) someone with a political belief that sits between the two extremes of liberal and conservative, usually combining aspects of both (example: liberal on social issues yet conservative on economic issues);
3) someone who seeks compromise on political issues and as such gets insulted by the two extremes who just don't get the idea that this form of government survives by compromise;
4) someone whose political beliefs seem quiet and mild, and as such always ignored by the media, which seeks out people from the screechy Left and shrill Right because they make for better sound bites.
Moderates rule. Turn off FOX News and CNN and turn on Cartoon Network!
moderate by Paul Wartenberg December 2, 2003

That's Moderately Raven 

1. A pun on the TV show of the name "That's So Raven"

2. URL of the blog run by a famous tumblr user
That's Moderately Raven is my favorite tumblr user!
That's Moderately Raven by peyton fan September 17, 2012

Murderapolis 

Another name for Minneapolis. Coined by the media a few years back when Minneapolis' homicides were at an all-time high.
Murderapolis is full of gangsters, hustlers, dealers, and pimps.
Murderapolis by 612 Thug May 4, 2003

murderlation

a word made-up by Glenn Danzig in the Misfits song "Hatebreeders"
believed to mean to go into a rampage of murdering people.
"The next time you can't take it next thought Murderlation!"
murderlation by chase1420 May 28, 2007

Murderapolis 

What some Minnesotans call Minneapolis. Nickname originated in 90's when some areas of Minneapolis (Phillips Neighborhood etc.) had one of the highest number of homocides per square block in the US.
"Hey man, where are you from?"
"Murderapolis fool!"
Murderapolis by roseeey October 6, 2006