Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester 

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.

What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011

Hogan MOOSECOCK 

a man with a paris hilton like stature, claims he has a moosecock, and wears women's boy short panties as shorts, talks with a deep texan hooker like voice. He has been spotted walking the slums of st.marteen. once you have tamed the beast he will refer to you as "cool as ice"

look at the texan tranny hooker, he looks like a hogan moosecock

Hogan MOOSECOCK by cockmongrelsxm July 7, 2011

Mooseconflappers 

A word that generally means any swear word such as: crap, shit, fuck, dammit, etc.

It is normally used by Canadians, since they are in the moose country.

Oh mooseconflappers! I forgot to pack my lunch for the day!

Mooseconflappers by Cucumb3rs March 15, 2009

Moococken

A MOOCOCKEN (Moo-cock-in) is another name for penis.

Shut up and suck my moococken!

Moococken by Frybag November 4, 2010

suck a big dead moose cock 

A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.

esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.

suck a big dead moose cock by Rob Falla October 29, 2004

Mooseback 

A slur used to describe a Canadian illegally crossing the American border.

We don’t want no moosebacks in our country! They’re taking out jerbs.

Mooseback by IcyOtter January 8, 2023

Stupid Canadian Syrup Sucking Moosefucker 

A uncommon yet catchy insult against canadian posers on XBox Live.

canadiankid456: I just killed your ass ya fudge packing butt pirate
you: shut the hell up ya stupid canadian syrup sucking moosefucker!

Stupid Canadian Syrup Sucking Moosefucker by dick pirateeee December 21, 2009