Moorpark 

one of the only cities on the planet earth where the entire population believes they actually "live" in Venice or Mammoth if only for the weekend to snowboard or smoke weed. Then come home and talk about how they're going back next week.

"I'm so happy to be leaving shitty moorpark so i can go to Venice/Mammoth, where I really belong"

Moorpark by ahnoneymoose January 14, 2010

Moorpark 

The most culturally diversed town on earth. You can be hanging out with all the cholos down on Charles Street shootin all the homies that aint down smokin reefer with you, and you can walk about a mile and find a bunch of snobby ass white kids playing ball with their douchebag fathers.

There's a Moorpark amount of people here.

Moorpark by brandonfuckinflynn June 17, 2008

moorpark 

An insanely stratified community maxed out with yuppie scum, dry crackers, and asians with pimped up houses. the kids usually either hate a lot or laugh a lot and most often they end up dying at a very early age, but they dont worry about it because they're too busy funking their jizzae.

"where you at, yuppie scum cracker bitchass skank chigger-wank?" "moorpark, feggit."

moorpark by eotc January 31, 2005