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Miami Dolphins Fan 

One of the most cancerous and dumbest fan-bases out of all the NFL fan-bases, main reason for this is because they are from Florida a state holding some of the dumbest people in the U.S, they are almost the sole reason why America is stereotyped to be full of dumb and retarded people. Miami Dolphins fans often live in the past mentioning their undefeated and perfect season in 1972 the only reason why their team is notable and relevant, if you mention this they will mention all the great years they had with Dan Marino and how great of a team they were and how great of a player Dan Marino is they will often try to hide the fact that Dan Marino never won a Superbowl. Their main strategy when it comes to shit talking is to live in the past and mention on how their team once was. Due to their team being shit and irrelevant now a days whenever they end up making it to the playoffs they will talk about how their team is gonna be great again and how they are gonna be relevant again then once next season rolls around and they end up being trash again they will be silenced.
(Kid 1) "Hey is that kid retarded? For some reason he likes to say the name Dan Marino a lot" (Kid 2) "No he is just a Miami Dolphins fan"

miami dolphins fan 

Another breed of a Miami Dolphins fan. They are often middle aged men who know absolutey nothing about football or the Miami Dolphins. They only like the Miami Dolphins because they like the Teal uniforms or the color rush uniforms. Most of these "Fans" don't even live in Florida and they don't even know a single player on the current team and only know about Dan Marino. These guys will go all over the world wearing the Miami Dolphins jersey's pretending to be fans of the Dolphins. In order to spot one of these guys they will often shout out the word Dan Marino.
(Guy 1) "Hey that guy is screaming Dan Marino in middle of nowhere for some reason" (Guy 2) "Those are a common breed of a Miami Dolphins fan they like to do that to make themselves look like they watch Football"

Miami Dolphin 

When two gay men 69 each other at Sea World in the dolphin tank.
"Yeah, me and Steve went to Sea World the other day and Miami Dolphined."
Miami Dolphin by EntaMen October 27, 2011

maimi dolphins 

The BEST NFL football team to every play football. G.O.A.T.S. The only team to go a perfect season. There one of the team's that come to mind when you think BEST.
The Maimi Dolphins are so good . No one will ever be better that them.