Mexican bean pie

A citizen of New York with Asperger’s

I’m Mexican bean pie and I know you had a bad day but that’s cool we should play Fortnite

Mexican bean pie by Osoboro April 14, 2023

Mexican Bean Mash 

The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom

Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash

Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!

Mexican Bean Mash by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025

mexican jumping bean 

1. This is a term used for describing illigal aliens crossing the Mexican border.

2. This is a term used by police(pigs)refering to trying to arrest a Mexican running with lettuce(marijuanna).

Catch that Mexican jumping bean!

Look its a Mexican jumping bean.

Holy $h!% its a Mexican jumping bean!!!

mexican jumping bean by Wike Schafran October 12, 2007

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean 

when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean by Chris Bird April 28, 2009

mexican jumping bean 

when a female puts as many tampons in her rectum. a few hours later she drinks as much laxitives as she can possibly have. and the "bean" will jump out

yep i saw saw a porno where a chick had a mexican jumping bean!!!!

mexican jumping bean by poo91 April 13, 2009

Mexican jumping bean 

When a guy goes down on a latin girl and she can't control herself, causing her to "jump" around uncontrollably. Can also refer to a vibrator called The Bean

Guy 1: I ate out Maria last night and she started shaking around so much I had to slow down.

Guy 2: Thats what you call a Mexican jumping bean

Mexican jumping bean by MajinVegeta May 26, 2013

Mexican jumping bean 

A Mexican who has jumped over the border into the US to seek refuge and leave Mexico

guy 1: hey did you see that dude jump the border

guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there

Mexican jumping bean by Señor Mexicano mano October 23, 2022