Slap your McMuffin

A straight to the point pickup line in which you imply that you are going to beat one's vagina.

Person 1: I'm going to slap your McMuffin!
Person 2: Hell, you could eat my McMuffin.
Person 1: Ummmm.... A'ight.
Person 2: Tonight. My apartment. 10 o' clock.
Person 1: Sweet.

Slap your McMuffin by Unicornxcannibal March 5, 2011

Muffined 

Muffined is a word with the same meaning as bamboozled or pwned, just more innocently. Most commonly used by BadBoyHalo.

*BadBoyHalo and Skeppy playing SkyWars*

Badboyhalo: Omg!! Skeppy!! I threw a guy off!!!

Skeppy: That’s great!

Badboyhalo: He totally got muffined!!!

Muffined by poqtx March 11, 2020

Egg McMuffin 

The superior. The best of its kind, not to be outdone by any other example of a similar thing, but isn't the actual thing by which the example is set.

That was the Egg McMuffin of weed, my man!

Egg McMuffin by UnevenHaircut January 11, 2012

McMuffin 

A word to call a close friend or a loved one.

McMuffin! I'm so happy you're home!

McMuffin by rach9495 June 14, 2010

dinosaur mcmuffin 

a purple dinosaur who eats rainbows and poops skittles and eventually dies from skittle loss. these are later made into the bacon and egg in the mcmuffins and that's what makes them so tasty :)

barney will eventually die to becoe a part of the dinosaur mcmuffin franchise

dinosaur mcmuffin by luluthepunk April 26, 2010

Douche McMuffin 

Douche McMuffin simply is when you order an egg McMuffin and it looks soo bad you assume a handless chimp put it together. at this point is when you relize you have been handed a Douche McMuffin knowing the person who made it is an insanely large Douche Bag.

1."dude fucking look at dat shit bro. yo go bust back up in that place and get yo fuckin dollar back cause that shit is a serious Douche McMuffin"

2."damn G if i wasnt soo blunted id go back in there and slap that fucker who made me this Douche McMuffin."

Douche McMuffin by fuckin harshf0ol April 28, 2009

Tit McMuffin 

Used as a swear or when talking about a muffin or cupcake that looks like a tit.

That cup cake looks like a Tit McMuffin.

Tit McMuffin by ahfhfhf May 1, 2011