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Saint Mary Magdalene 

Saint Mary Magdalene is a preppy catholic school, where my cousin goes. It's in Delco, and if you don't know what that is, fuck you. They are all stood up cunt bags and have big ass houses in developments. They usually go to Cardinal " O'whora" and try getting hammered every night. To sum it up, they are all faggots.
"Oh... that kid goes to Saint Mary Magdalene. He's a rich cunt.
Saint Mary Magdalene by ajmc31527 December 17, 2017

Mary Magdalan 

Also known as the Angel of Metal. A metal/screamo/crunk band from Los Angeles California spawned from the singer and DJ's addiction. Gives a wide variety of good music unsigned and has a devoted following, the Crucifix Mafia, who promote the music, or the JUNKIE revolution. myspace.com/marymagdalan
All Hail Mary Magdalan, But Mary is just miserable. -Title track from "Pity Girl" CD-
Mary Magdalan by Mizz Maggot February 23, 2008

Mary Magdalen Fetish 

The irrational fixation to hook up/ have sex with women who have been passed around more than the Communion cup at X-Mass Midnight Mass.

Fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a "God Among Women" and false self confidence & neurotic pride. When in all reality, he just fucks whores, an act anyone can do, given that whores are easy. Thus, making him Douchlord & not a "God Among Women."
Girl 1: "Ugh, why does he think he so cool all of a sudden"

Girl 2: "he's not, he's just got a big head & Mary Magdalen Fetish."

mary magdelen 

the whore that jesus saved and probably had a kid with and DEFINATLY had sex with.....she kicked ass