make me a sandwich 

A line that Ralphie shouts repeatedly in the Magic School Bus episode "Flexes Its Muscles"

"Robot, make me a sandwich!"

make me a sandwich by Dee Dubayuh Arr August 3, 2012

cool story bro, now make me a sandwich 

showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.

emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

cool story bro, now make me a sandwich by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich 

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.

Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich by thefajita October 25, 2015

go make yourself a sandwich

To go pass time.

Guy A: God fucking dammit, this is taking forever to load! Watching paint fucking dry is more fucking fun.

Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.

go make yourself a sandwich by Overstored Milk October 10, 2014

go make me a sandwich 

A phrase commonly said to a bitch by her master when he (or she) is hungry.

Master: yo ho, go making me a motherfucking sandwich!

go make me a sandwich by White Sox Rule June 4, 2004

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich 

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012

Go make me a sandwich 

Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.

Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-

Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!

Whining whore: Yes master!

Go make me a sandwich by 0$@m@ July 20, 2011