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Madoff Millionaire 

Someone who has gone from being wealthy on paper to stone cold busted after finding the millions on paper were either fraudulent from the outset or stolen.
Jack had been living pretty well in Miami Beach during his retirement, but then he turned out be a Madoff Millionaire, so now he works as a greeter at Wal-Mart and lives in a trailer.
Madoff Millionaire by PaulNYC January 11, 2009
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Madoff Hitler 

That g'dam Madoff Hitler destroyed so much Jewish wealth and Jewish charities.
Madoff Hitler by cromano115 July 14, 2009

Madoff scheme 

An unusually large Ponzi scheme, such as the $50 billion scheme Bernie Madoff operated.
Madoff's Ponzi scheme was so large, we can't even call it a Ponzi scheme. We call that a Madoff scheme.

Madoff Artist 

A con artist who runs a Ponzi Scheme. Named after Wall Street fraudster Bernie Madoff, the man who set a world record for the biggest Ponzi Scheme of $65,000,000,000 and got 150 years in Federal Prison in Butner North Carolina. A Madoff Artist offers to invest your money and promises you 12.5% return on your investments with no risks. It looks good on paper, but he doesn't make investments with any other trading firm and just gives you other "investors'" money. A Madoff Artists keeps his Ponzi Scheme going until there is no more money and the well dries up. When the well dries up that's when the Madoff Artists has no more money to return and people ask for their money to be returned. The scam falls apart and the Madoff Artist get arrested, charged with securities fraud, pleas guilty or takes his chances in court, convicted, and sent to Federal prison.

The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.
Man 1: That Madoff Artist stole my retirement funds.
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!
Madoff Artist by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2020

Bernard Madoff 

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).
The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.

Bernie Madoff 

When a person is recieves a longer that life jail sentence.
Frank was found guilty for commiting double homocide of the first degree. The judge decided to give him a Bernie Madoff.
Bernie Madoff by Angry Rhino July 6, 2009

Bernie Madoff Bargain 

A sweet deal on a house or apartment, presumably in the general area of NYC or Palm Beach, which is a direct result of its owner having sustained a significant loss in the Bernie Madoff fraud.
Julianna: We just bought Julia's Palm Beach home last week for a fraction of what it's really worth, what a Bernie Madoff Bargain.

The poor woman was fleeced by Bernie and she needed to raise cash fast.