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man butt baby 

When fecal matter and sperm mix, usually the byproduct of when a man ejaculates into another man's rectum via the anus canal. This is considered a gay sex act in certain circles.

In typical heterosexual relationships, a man's sperm usually fertilizes the women's eggs via vaginal intercourse. When it comes to making a "man butt baby," the egg is replaced with what is colloquially known as a turd.

"Taking a dump" or evacuating one's bowels after engaging in said act is also known as "delivering a man butt baby."
John and I made a man butt baby last night in WeHo!

man butter 

Man butter is what comes out of your penis after masterbation or sex. Also known as sperm or jizz!
Whip that man butter of your face you stupid slut!
man butter by Adam Tinker July 27, 2004

man-buttered 

1. creampie into anus
2. pull out, position face underneath anus
3. the creampied individual contracts muscles to force the cum out of their anus
4. the creampier revels in the spray from the anus of their own cum onto their face

The creampier has been man-buttered.
Boy I love anal sex, but it just isn't the same unless I get man-buttered afterwards.

churning the man butter

when one drives that shaft until creamy man butter comes out as fast as the amish make barns.
"hey little tommy, go into your room and start churning the man butter to give your mother and I some alone time"

churning the man butter

In the gay male subculture, this refers to anal intercourse where there has been a deposit of semen into the rectum of the partner(s) and the depositor continues to thrust in-and-out of said rectums. Copulatory movements like the primal reflex of pelvic thrusting is the prime action causing the situation. After ejaculation in to whatever receptacle, the male of most vertebrate species stops penetrative motions (if the species needs it) and returns to nominal. However, when semen is deposited into an environment not intended to receive and chemically balance it (like a rectum), the result of this prolonged thrusting is an aeration of the proteinaceous materials abundant in human semen, the majority of it volume being water and it's pH being comparatively basic, this leads to easy spoilage. Thus the resulting product is does not remain the opalescent milky water mixture, but rather is changed into a frothy, opaquely white material. This is where the terminology originated when used in the aforementioned context: gay males often prolong their gyrations to assist their partner in achieving climax whilst together.

For that matter, it can of course happen in male-on-female intercourse with the female's rectum being the receptacle, but the association is not widely maintained.
"Mark didn't come as easily when he was with Rick last night. So, RIck wound up churning the man butter."

Man Butter 

excretion from a reproductive unit
Man Butter by Anonymous August 31, 2003