lumpy shelf
A beard that a late teen is trying to grow to make themselves look like a man but ends up looking like a lumpy shelf
lumpy shelf by Cockwood February 16, 2021
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Lumpy shit taste my door
1.) When a monkey sneaks up behind you and jams his finger in your ass.
2.) When you sneak up on a monkey and make it give you a handjob.
2.) When you sneak up on a monkey and make it give you a handjob.
Cody-"Damn, that monkey snuck up on me and gave me a Lumpy shit taste my door"
Ryan- "Hahahaha Lick me"
Ryan- "Hahahaha Lick me"
Lumpy shit taste my door by Cooodddddyyy December 14, 2008
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Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake
To enjoy a lovely Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake you need the following>
A woman with a heavy menstual flow,
Several willing males
and finally you,
Start by getting the woman started with a male sexual partner, proceed until all of the men have ejactulated into her vagina, by now the seman should have mixed with the menstrual blood and discarded placenta, being sure that she has kept every drop inside.
prepare by getting the woman held up and ready for transport, continue by lying on your back with your mouth open, start by tipping the woman vagina near to your mouth ready for the mixture.
A woman with a heavy menstual flow,
Several willing males
and finally you,
Start by getting the woman started with a male sexual partner, proceed until all of the men have ejactulated into her vagina, by now the seman should have mixed with the menstrual blood and discarded placenta, being sure that she has kept every drop inside.
prepare by getting the woman held up and ready for transport, continue by lying on your back with your mouth open, start by tipping the woman vagina near to your mouth ready for the mixture.
Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake by cockrippedofbyajewishmerchant February 23, 2011
Lumpy Sugar
while giving a girl anal, before you pop you Five-Star her in the back hardcore, then as she screams in pain you pop little cum droplets on her nipples
Girl- "oo yes that feels nice....."
me-"almost there" *5-star From hell* !
now time to give her some lumpy sugar
me-"almost there" *5-star From hell* !
now time to give her some lumpy sugar
Lumpy Sugar by Greg Romano November 29, 2004
Lumpy side hoe
A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.
Lumpy side hoe by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017
Lumpy Space Princess
That lady in a onesie is a Lumpy Space Princess! Stay away from her you’ll contract a case of the lumps
Lumpy Space Princess by Stankypanky69 March 31, 2020
Lumpy Switch Around
A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.
Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.
Lumpy Switch Around by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021