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Make someone seem weaker than they really are,mainly used in battle threads.Opposite of wank.
Debater 1:He can't even bust a planet
Debater 2:dude thats lowballing
lowball by yargh man April 7, 2017
A portmanteau of "Lowkey" (to some extent/secretive) and "Ball" (knowledge/the full story). To provide only a fractional amount of context or a minimum extension of the truth.

Usage: When you are too nervous or hesitant to give the full "ball" of knowledge, so you only give a "lowkey" version.
"I didn't want to admit I crashed the car, so I lowballed and told my parents I just 'scratched' it."
Lowball by Ayemex December 30, 2025
Pawn stars
Pawn shops lowball things
Lowball by jw3006 April 21, 2026

Lowball Lonnie 

A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.
That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!

Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.

Puerto Rican Lowball 

When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans
Item for 1000

Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”

Mark: “how about no, and speak English

Pedro: “400 cash right now”

Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”
Puerto Rican Lowball by Clark408 September 29, 2020
when you have a testicle removed and the testicle remaining gets lonely
After the surgery, I think I developed lonball.
lonball by emilejfagerstromiv December 15, 2018