Someone who excells in the art of 'Lovelocking' paperwork, basically constantly looses important paperwork/important objects, espescially just before they are needed.
Have you got that sheet with the serial numbers on it for this kit John?
*10 mins later after evryone in the office is looking for it*
You've Fucking lovelocked it ain't you John.
An alternative to a standard Fifi that is a construct of the remaining slices (2 minimum) of a dominos 13" Vegetarian pizza fashioned together to make an orifice. It has been noted that depending on the crust, it is possible to make differing lovepockets that can accurately represent a range of races.
Man, I'm horny as Ruddi in Mothercare. Thank fuck ive got some pizza left to make a lovepocket to eleviate the symptoms of my impending self physical-love.