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Texas Lovelock

When you lovelock your partner and simultaneously force feed them Arby's
I need 20 beef n cheddars my girls hurting for a Texas lovelock
Texas Lovelock by ChazerB June 21, 2017

Lovelock 

The act of putting your partner in a chock hold during doggy style or when they are face down.
I walked in on my dad lovelocking my mom
Lovelock by ChazerB June 21, 2017

Lovelock 

Someone who excells in the art of 'Lovelocking' paperwork, basically constantly looses important paperwork/important objects, espescially just before they are needed.
Have you got that sheet with the serial numbers on it for this kit John?
*10 mins later after evryone in the office is looking for it*
You've Fucking lovelocked it ain't you John.
Lovelock by Hugh Janus September 8, 2004

love locked 

Poor cuckold husband is now love locked by his hot wife.
love locked by lovelocked February 25, 2017

lovepocket

An alternative to a standard Fifi that is a construct of the remaining slices (2 minimum) of a dominos 13" Vegetarian pizza fashioned together to make an orifice. It has been noted that depending on the crust, it is possible to make differing lovepockets that can accurately represent a range of races.
Man, I'm horny as Ruddi in Mothercare. Thank fuck ive got some pizza left to make a lovepocket to eleviate the symptoms of my impending self physical-love.
lovepocket by Veeeeeeeeeeee May 18, 2008

LoveFucked 

adjective; lovefucked:

1) to be fucked with love.
eg: "Oh man this sucks! I'm totally lovefucked!"
LoveFucked by Paroxysm - Zak August 22, 2008