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Lindenhurst High School 

Public High School in Lindenhurst, New York. officially Lindenhurst SENIOR High school but no one gives a flying fuck. L(S)HS is supposedly an excellent school but that's only cuz we hav high test scores-which is because the teachers are so chill and don't care if we cheat. If u new the RIGHT way to rate a school, which is by % of kids going to college, you'd find Lindy HS is only 40%, which is lower than West Babylon, North Babylon Farmingdale, and Deer Park-which we're supposedly better than. More and more parents are sending their kids to private school (especially st johns), so it won't be long before LHS is just like Amityville HS, or even worse, Copiague...

Another problem is that the school keeps on increasing the bussing limit...1.5 miles now?? Why can't the school board realize that this town has NO FUCKING SIDEWALKS???!!!!! And is full of sex offenders!!

Our rival is William Floyd High School, but since that's 30 fucking miles away, we spend more time bothering Copiague and Massapequa (we're pretty friendly with Amityville and West Babylon).

As for the types of students, it's already been said!
Stupid LHS mom: I'm so happy to send my son to a school as good as Lindenhurst High School! How is your son doing in West Babylon HS???? Awful I presume.

Smart WBSHS Mom: *stifles a laugh*
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Lindenhurst High School 

One of the greatest high schools on Long Island's south shore, Lindenhurst High School has an incredible Marine Corps Junior Reserve Officer's Training Corps (MCJROTC) which serves to provide discipline while teaching Leadership to individuals.
Lindenhurst High School Students in the MCJROTC program participated in a Drill Competition at SUNY Maritime College.
Lindenhurst High School by AriRuti January 14, 2010

North Lindenhurst 

1.The North Part of Lindenhurst. In Lindenhurst definitions people stated that LINDENHURST should not be confused with NORTH LINDENHURST but we are just different parts which make up one town but North Lindenhurst is not part of the village but we share the same area code and go to the same schools.

2.When your a kid you go to William Rall Elementary.

3.The Working Class Part of town.

4.The "Ghetto" of Lindenhurst.

5.Is more racially mixed than all the other parts of Lindenhurst.

6.BTW there are very few emos and not many scene kids here also there are not many juggalos.

7.I believe that our crime rate is a bit higher than other parts of Lindenhurst also unfortunently there is a rather high amount of sex offenders living here.
#1- We are not part of the village of Lindenhurst.
#2- I went to William Rall School as a little kid.
#3-I'm from North Lindenhurst I'm not some well off guy.
#4-Kids from other parts of Lindenhurst who call us this are either pussy or clearly never been to any ghettos.
#5-There is a fairly large hispanic population here and most black people of Lindenhurst live here.
#6- Doesn't sound like a bad place.
#7-Being that not everyone is well to do this is expected but those sex offenders should get beat in prison.

Lindhurst 

Ball sacks...dirty ball sacks. Argues that he has the smallest penis. Loves to masturbate. He likes to sniggy snoggy. Huge Tim and Eric fan and gamer...BULLSEYE...NICE! Suffers from minor dyslexia. Hockey makes him rock hard. Enjoys the occasional rub down of bacon.
Hey lets run around naked and rub our asses on each other...wait you mean lets lindhurst?

Does anyone know what the sound of a ball sack is? um...lindhurst
Lindhurst by bungun November 29, 2010