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Fastest kid in Manhattan.
Girl: "Psst, look it's Konrad Surkont, I wanna **** him."
Konrad by Surkonter December 9, 2012
sean is a G.O.A.T he must be a Konrad
konrad by seanmacneillgsoj November 1, 2017
when someone takes something over the top to unecessary levels of agression.
"wow, how'd you get that black eye?"

" we were having a play fight and he went konrad"
konrad by fenwick July 21, 2006
Man I wish I was Konrad he gets all the girls
Konrad by 69420•()• February 11, 2019
damn I want to be like konrad but the massive horse cock is too much for me to handle
Konrad by shshdhdhdhd November 23, 2021
Walking away in disgust with the middle finger held high after cumming then spitting on a girl.
I hooked up with a slut last weekend and pulled a Konrad on her.
konrad by Mr. Buckwheat March 21, 2008