Javan 

To obsess, or someone that obsesses, about fantasy football trades and submit multiple trades to everyone in your league on a daily basis.

We have a new owner in our league and I think he might be a Javan.

This guy is Javaning me to death, I have three trade proposals from him every day.

Javan by Headbands November 7, 2013

Javan 

A basic hoe who is thirsty. Thinks he is cool but is not.

You a Javan!
Dont be a Javan!

Javan by queenrichie16 March 2, 2017

Javan 

A stupid bitch. It's

as easy as that.

Stop it, your being a javan

Javan by That one guy101 November 4, 2019

Javan 

A large Arabian whose chief obsessions are Thursday afternoons, chickens, and crusts.

Will always pick having the girl on top.

'Hey, did you see that guy chasing that chicken??'
'Yeah, he's such a Javan'

Javan by XsupercookieX July 6, 2016

javan 

a sexy person that valarie dunn likes she wants to suck his COCK.his COCK is 15 FEET long and he shoves it in her mouth

valarie:YES DADDY IM VALARIE AND I CANT STOP THE FEELING OF WANTING YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH YESSSSSSS DADDDY!
JAVAN: IM STICKING IT SO FAR UP your ASS YOU CANT BREATH you have no gravity bitch YESSSS SEXXXYY BITCCCHH!

javan by Valerie Dunn April 24, 2018

Javan 

Javan means very bad gamer

That guy is so bad at gaming his such a javan

Javan by Better than a Juuno February 18, 2022

javan 

sexy vegetarian

friend: do u guys wan mcd
*javan walks in*
friend: o look its javan the sexy vegetarian guy now i wanna eat veggies
friend 2: why not be the veggie??
javan: i like my veggies raw wink wonk wank

javan by hughmongers May 22, 2022