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The kind of guy that will search his name on Urban Dictionary and decide to write a self aware definition of his own name in an attempt to humor himself that is, as of now, failing.
Person someone named Jaren knows: “Hi Jaren”
Jaren: “Hi”
Conversation: *ends*
Siri: Karen
Jaren: “are you proud of yourself now? Did this Urban Dictionary entry make you forget about all your problems for a bit?”
Metaphorical mirror: “oh dear”
Real deer: “yes?”
Car: *misses deer*
Real Deer Sibling No. 3: “Wow I’m glad that car didn’t hit you…”
Real Deer: “He he”
End Scene
Jaren by Jaren Johansen September 6, 2021
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Charming,tall,100% man...your king come to rescue you....then he lies for no reason over the littlest things...thinks he has his own set of laws and never says he's sorry.big penis' high sex drive
I meet a guy named jaren
Jaren by S. Queen. April 3, 2019
a white person who looks too white to be white (also looks like a waffle iron)
bob: yo dude did you see jaren’s new white bikes?

joe: oh i thought he was just barefoot
jaren by baggedmilklmao October 28, 2019
Jaren is such an asshat
Jaren by real lyfe May 6, 2018
The male form of Karen. When confronted with an instance where the Jaren is clearly in the wrong he will attack with poor attempts at trolling in an attempt to garner support. Jarens are extremely fragile.
That Jaren just came into McDonald’s complaining about his whopper and is yelling around the dining room that its a burger so they have to fix it.
Jaren by Hadesflower December 2, 2020
Funny but ugly name, I really hate his name but he’s funny ig
Freind- Jaren from subway?

Jaren- No that’s JARED
Friend- Oh that’s at least better than Jaren
Jaren by Mar day November 23, 2020
really cute as a baby and has a very good future ahead of him. Usually born in febuary and his very loving. he's very much a Mommy's boy but still loves his dad. He's had a bad past but doesn't let that get to him
older sibling: remember when you were little and Dad gave you acohol
Jaren: yea that tasted good
Jaren by Jaren's_big.Sis February 6, 2023