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Jodok‘s usually are a bit fancy schmancy. Their style is artsy and alternative.
Jodok‘s like to be surrounded by their people, but also need time for themselves.
They read very interesting books and generally like to be creative.
A specialty of Jodok‘s is to be either very overdressed or underdressed.
A lot of people seem to notice a lack of the emotional side of Jodok‘s (which is also mentioned in the other definition of Jodok).
In conclusion Jodok‘s are a bit hard to read, but nonetheless they are friendly and likeable.
Jodok‘s like to be surrounded by their people, but also need time for themselves.
They read very interesting books and generally like to be creative.
A specialty of Jodok‘s is to be either very overdressed or underdressed.
A lot of people seem to notice a lack of the emotional side of Jodok‘s (which is also mentioned in the other definition of Jodok).
In conclusion Jodok‘s are a bit hard to read, but nonetheless they are friendly and likeable.
Thank me later, Jodok!
Jodok by ananasbanane September 6, 2021
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Jodoin
Jodoin is the act of walking in on a buddy with his pants down completely going to town on himself, and you lock eyes with him and continue to watch until he finishes. His spooge is now on your soul.
Did you hear that David Jodoined Ricardo? He didn’t leave until he finished. That shit is stuck to his soul now.
Jodoin by Richard McStuffins January 3, 2023
Jodoin
A truck stop whore. To orally satisfy all the truckers that frequent the stop, swallowing is required. Usually a Jodoin requests a small fee but receives a black eye instead. Jodoins have no soul.
I had a sore throat for 3 days after I went Jodoining last weekend.
I am a Jodoin. I hate myself and live an empty existence full of disapointment and self loathing.
I am a Jodoin. I hate myself and live an empty existence full of disapointment and self loathing.
Jodok
Jodok is a type of Asian footwear, generally made for males with foot fettishes, ranging from erotic neon colours to intriguing multi-dimensional patterns.
Jodok's tend to be beings that embody a very masculine physique, known for arousing the attention of many young women. They're known for being well-endowed, usually known as having "Extra-Large Samoan Packages", and frequently okver-abuse sexual activity. They are attracted to a very specific type of girl; exotic, mixed race, and girl's who emcompass a certain Latina sassy spice to them.
Jodok's are untrustworthy in relationships, as in the long run they have a wandering eye, which when welcomed by another female and an adequate amount of temptation is on display will easily turn to cheating. Many Jodok's tend to solely focus on sexual relationships, neglecting the emotional side of intimacy. They usually believe in polygamy and hedonism, dismissing monogamy as an unrealistic style of life, restricting one's natural needs and desires.
Particular numbers that are "lucky" for Jodok's are: 5, 6, 8, 17, 22, 24
Names that Jodok's might be attracted to are: Emily, Sara, Natalie, Ingrid, Liza, Anna, Latika, Sita
Jodok's tend to be beings that embody a very masculine physique, known for arousing the attention of many young women. They're known for being well-endowed, usually known as having "Extra-Large Samoan Packages", and frequently okver-abuse sexual activity. They are attracted to a very specific type of girl; exotic, mixed race, and girl's who emcompass a certain Latina sassy spice to them.
Jodok's are untrustworthy in relationships, as in the long run they have a wandering eye, which when welcomed by another female and an adequate amount of temptation is on display will easily turn to cheating. Many Jodok's tend to solely focus on sexual relationships, neglecting the emotional side of intimacy. They usually believe in polygamy and hedonism, dismissing monogamy as an unrealistic style of life, restricting one's natural needs and desires.
Particular numbers that are "lucky" for Jodok's are: 5, 6, 8, 17, 22, 24
Names that Jodok's might be attracted to are: Emily, Sara, Natalie, Ingrid, Liza, Anna, Latika, Sita
Jodok's are also known for being family men, and very family-orientated, enjoying being domestic; tending to shores of the household. They aspire from a young age to have children in their late twenties. Usually Jodok's triumph in their endeavours in finding the ideal woman, settling down and building a family young.
Jodok by Camilla1234 October 26, 2013
Jodokus
Very common name for people of Dutch decent. Whomever has this as their first or last name is a king. A one and only king. People with this name usually make the ladies wet the moment they enter the building. A Jodokus is a true muff slammer and loves to take risks. He also loves large ass in his face any day of the week.
“Wow look at that man that just walked in”
“Oh, that’s a jodokus, his dick touches the moon without him even trying”
“Oh, that’s a jodokus, his dick touches the moon without him even trying”
Jodokus by Kingofthedutchhill February 15, 2019