Indianapolis Colts 

The 2007 Super Bowl Champions, winning the game over the Chicago Bears 29-17. The MVP was, not surprisingly, quarterback Peyton Manning. The Bears started strong, returning the opening kickoff for a 92 yard touchdown, a Super Bowl record. It was a steady decline from there, with the Chicago offense showing signs of fatigue in the closing of the first half and all through the second half.

Everyone I know called the bears to win, and needless to say I collected over 500 dollars in bets thanks to the Indianapolis Colts.

Indianapolis Colts by Corbyn, Fool December 9, 2008

indianapolis colts 

The most unlucky team in the NFL. Best team in the league today, probly the best offence in history, very good defence, but can't get past the playoffs. But should do good in '06, having getting rid of the biggest choker on earth (Vanderjagt) and getting a slightly less accurate kicker, but still makes the important kick.

In '03 Harrison and Wayne choked
In '04 Manning Choked
In '05 Vanderjagt choked
In '06 We'll have to see!

indianapolis colts are a cool football team

indianapolis colts by Spikesy July 17, 2006

Indianapolis Colts 

Record-Setting Season Team.. But can't win the Big Game... Not even the 2nd Biggest game for that Matter.

Manning is a Great QB.. But - "It don't mean a thing, if you ain't got that Ring".

Indianapolis Colts by natej January 21, 2005

Indianapolis Colts 

A NFL team in the AFC. They are a very dangerous team to be playing. The Indianapolis Colts won their first superbowl..... superbowl XLI. The baltimore colts, relocated to indianapolis won only superbowl V. Afer all this long time they finally won a big one beating the Chicago Bears 29-17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA GO COLTS!!!!!!!!!!

and the indianapolis colts just won superbowl 41. oy my god they finally did it!!!!

Indianapolis Colts by Fahot December 12, 2008

Indianapolis Colts 

A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.

In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.

The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.

All Indianapolis Colts fans are white.

Indianapolis Colts by BennyG93 January 26, 2010

Indianapolis Colts 

Perhaps the largest collective group of underachievers and whiners in the history of professional sports. Their starting quarterback - Peyton Manning - routinely racks up huge numbers, loses to the World Champion New England Patriots, and cries and pouts during and after a loss. They have yet to win a meaningful game, even though the NFL changes the rules to benefit their already potent passing game. Peyton will break every passing record in existence, end up in Canton, and have no rings to show for it. See Dan Marino.

Wow! The Indianapolis Colts dropped 42 pts on the Patriots today and still lost by a touchdown!

Indianapolis Colts by World Champions October 5, 2005

indianapolis colts 

all offense + no defense = early exit from the playoffs

Manning and Harrison are awesome, but the Colt's defense sucks!

indianapolis colts by Say What? March 23, 2004