So I got this new anime plot 

"So I got this new anime plot. Basically. there's this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. I mean some serious hunkers. A real set of badonkers. Packing some dobonhonkeros, massive dohoonkabhankoloos, big ole tonhongerekoogers.

What happens next?!

A transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humoungos hungolomghnoloughongus.

Man: So I got this new anime plot!
Woman: Please stop.

So I got this new anime plot by DefNotFake November 7, 2020

Guys I got this

Pull your shorts up and say "guys I got this"

"Oh no my fire is burning down"
*pulls up shorts
"Guys I got this"

Guys I got this by DomSaidHi September 28, 2023

I've got this thing, and its fucking golden 

1. a phrase used when you are trying to make a deal, and the other person doesn't understand the magnitude of whats going on.

2. used when you are blessed with an amazing opportunity or gift, and somebody you know doesn't understand how amazing it is

the phrase originates from the Rod Blagojevich tapes, in which blagojevich is trying to sell somebody the seat of illinois senator, and he thinks the other guy undervalued the cost of the seat.

example 1:

Joe: hey, did you know i own a baseball signed by babe ruth?

Bob: are you serious? ill pay you fifty bucks for it

Joe: am i serious? the question should be are you serious, i mean, i've got this this and it fucking golden, and you want to pay me fifty bucks for it? id rather sell my soul on ebay.

example 2:

Joe: I just won a backstage ticket to a bruce springsteen concert

Bob: thats nice

Joe: nice? I've got this thing, and its fucking golden

I've got this thing, and its fucking golden by anonymous person #13 October 14, 2009

Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug 

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023

I've got Deji winning this

Popularized by Instagram accounts from RealBearus's comment section is a popular phrase, 'I've got Deji winning this' it is symbolistic of the future Youtuber Deji, also known as Deji Olatunji, has winning his next future fight exclusive to his intense training coming off his devastating loss against TikTok Star, Vinnie Hacker, on June 12, 2021.

I've got Deji winning this

I've got Deji winning this by LORD KSI August 3, 2021

I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS 

When you're out with your friends havin a good time, and a sleazy guy walks by and asks for your number. The ultimate way to reject him is to use this line.

Sleazy dude walks by...
Sleazy dude: DANG GURL! U GOT SOME FINE ASS CURVES! WAS YO NUMBA? HOLLAAA
Girl: I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS!

I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS by QUEEN MAE MAE July 16, 2009

I got voters to let this be a definition 

Some people looked at this definition and let it be a part of the website. People had the choice to vote against this yet decided not to. I have the most shitty sense of humor but so do at least a few other people. thank you.

I got voters to let this be a definition haha lol

I got voters to let this be a definition by TheGraffitiman64 December 10, 2019