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How To Be Nice 

Day one: Bring her coffee in bed, in a personalized pink mug. She will think you show potential.
Day two: C'mon man, we gave you day one. The rest is up to you.
He knew it was one of those "If you need to ask" things. But still, being clueless, he entered "How To Be Nice" and held his breath.
How To Be Nice by Monkey's Dad November 30, 2022

How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

A way of saying "Shut the fuck up", usually used in Internet forums.

How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up? 

One of many things to say to someone that needs to stop talking nonsense or bothering you.
I told those loud-mouthin fat-ass black chicks to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. I was surprised when they actually tried to.

How about a nice cold cup of stfu 

A nice way of telling someone to "shut the fuck up".
"My toes hurt!!! Aww... my back just ain't what it used to be. Did you see that, Gladys? Did you see that?"
"Hey, Janie, how about a nice, cold cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?!"

How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU 

The drink served by pissed-off housewives who take to much shit from their loudmouth idiotic, shithead husbands.
Husband #1: Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had

Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.

Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.

Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.

A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!

How about a nice cold cup of stfu 

How about a nice cold cup of stfu :)