Hijacker

A Hijacker could be defined as one who masturbates on a plane. This could also be considered as "sneaking into the mile high club."

Upon his return to the United States, the world traveler shares his experience of masturbating over the Atlantic Ocean. His only defense was "Who can't go 8 hours without choking it?" Phil rightfully names him the "Hijacker."

Hijacker by MikeydaV May 26, 2006

photo hijacker 

someone who deliberatly gets into photos of othr people or groups of people they do not know

"whos that next to your mum"

"dont know...must be a photo hijacker"

photo hijacker by millerlovescock January 7, 2009

Wall Post Hijacker

Someone that takes over a person's Facebook wall post with conversation that is off topic and doesn't relate to the subject matter.

Tony is the biggest Wall Post Hijacker on Facebook! That guy always takes over Vera's wall posts with his random lame convo's.

Wall Post Hijacker by GrKosta March 11, 2010

Highjacking

Masturbating while smoking weed.

Synonyms include:
-masturblazing
-weedwhacking
-leafblowing yourself
-disappointing your parents

Mum: *walks in ur room*
You: smokes weed while cumming to thicccc girls
Mum: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', GIMP BOI?!
You: highjacking, mum.
Mum: GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR, RIGHT NOW!!
You: LET ME EXIST IN PEACE!
Mum: SON OF A BITCH
You: HELL YEAH, I AM!
Mum: RHIEWJFHEUIWJKDH3GWIUQJ

Highjacking by Squawk_on_my_cob August 15, 2018

hijacker

noun.
An alternate name for a boxcutter or a similar knife-like tool as used by stock persons, shipping clerks, box packers, etc.

origin:
Related to the Sept. 11th destruction of the World Trade Center by airplanes. The boxcutter was the weapon of choice used by the terrorists that hijacked the airplanes.

The blade in my hijacker is getting dull.

hijacker by dfile July 25, 2004

toast hijacker

A person who after hearing a toast proceeds to add his/her own toast before drinking. This is rude and annoying. If you want to say a toast just wait for your turn.

Man1: "I would like to drink this for our children!"
(everybody but one person drinks up)
Grandma: "Yeah, and I wish that these children grow up as good and loving as we did..."
Man2: "Haha, grandma is such a toast hijacker!"

toast hijacker by rfmg42 March 8, 2010

conspiracy theory hijacker

Conspirators or patsies who join conspiracy theorists with an intent to discredit them in the eyes of the general public.

CT: Presidential election is staged by the Illuminati.
Victim: Surely this cannot be true, let me prove it to you.
CTH: It's true and the Earth is flat and run by lizards.
Victim: Now I won't even bother.
CT: Don't mind him, he's with them, he's a conspiracy theory hijacker.

conspiracy theory hijacker by jsisidore June 2, 2016