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Helicopter Dick 

Abhorrent pelvic gyrations performed by human males causing their flacid penis to flail about in a most uncomplementary manner; typically performed in the presence of a human female in a misguided attempt to impress her during the mating ritual.
Mary had considered "going all the way" with Bob until she witnessed the horror of him performing the Helicopter Dick, at which point she suddenly lost any and all sexual desire.
Helicopter Dick by TexasUnicorn December 11, 2017

Helicopter Dick 

A dance invented by Adam Morehouse, aka "Novawar" from the popular youtube channel LifesAGlitchTV. Usually preformed sitting in a desk chair, and always preformed to dubstep, most commonly the song "Bangarang" by Skrillex, it involves pumping your fists up into the air, as well as backstroking repeatedly. The dance is a reference to a time LAGTV went to a dubstep club and witness a man pull out his penis and proceed to flail it around to the beat of the dubstep. According to Adam, the dance can solve all of your relationship problems.
Adam preformed the Helicopter Dick for his stream.
Helicopter Dick by Andrewist January 15, 2014

Helicopter Dick 

1.Dork Guy who is always bugging you to go out or have sex with him. 2. Boss who is always micro-managing u. 3. Sexual harrassment by a boss.
What a Helicopter Dick! I have have to shake that guy off my leg daily. He is always pressing his sac into my back!
Helicopter Dick by CheriBom December 7, 2017

Helicopter Dick 

Verb: The act of actually caring about a girl’s interests and personality vs just trying to get into her pants.
I hope Jenni reads the definition of helicopter dick so that she understands I actually care about people instead of being a tool.

helicopter dick 

The method that Achu uses to land girls. It is his best, most failproof move.
Achu gyrates his pelvis in a club to show women just how well he can helicopter dick in private.
helicopter dick by failedmachine September 4, 2022

Dick Helicopter 

Dick helicoptering - The act of swinging one's phallus in a circular motion with such velocity than positive lift is achieved. Generally used in the context of literal or metaphorical phallus size comparisons, as the ease at which lift is achieved is directly proportional to the size and/or aerodynamic suitability of said member.
Josh was such a douche, he is always dick helicoptering about how great he did.