Haverford 

Haverford is a young women’s special education facility geared towards helping young women who REALLY need assistance.

They are prone to midget invasions from the local midget farm (aka Notre Dame).

John: Haverford is being attacked by a shit load of midgets rn.
Tim: No one cares John
John: Oh yeah
Big Dick Billy (a midget attacking Haverford): I’m Big Dick Billy

Haverford by Big_Dick_Billy October 29, 2018

Haverford Middle School 

A place full of annoying, petty, lying bitches who are fake as hell.

Haverford Middle School is the worst school in delco

Haverford Middle School by Yeetyyeetq December 17, 2016

haverford high school 

Hell on earth but still fun

Haverford high school

haverford high school by Intoxicated mayhem May 1, 2017

Haverford Dances 

A dance where almost anyone can get in. But watch out, you MUST wear lacoste, le tigre or a 2" mini skirt to get in! JcPenny will just not do it there. This dance includes trashy sluts from baldwin, episcopal, and agnes irwin that will do anything to get a piece of haverfordor episcopal if their REALLY desperate ass. It also has the average Haverford asshole boys that will dance with any girl that will make out with them or "grind" with them. Be careful, virginity is NOT acceptable...it's most likely taken from you there.

I went to the Haverford Dance last night and totally grinded with this chick that I thought was hot at first, but reaized she was my cousin...

Haverford Dances by Srarocksyoursocks April 16, 2005

Haverford Boys

The Haverford School for boys is a very athletic school for most of the boys on the mainline. Most of them think they're very cool, because they either play lacrosse or soccer and have long blonde hair. They have their select group of soccer friends, and they travel in their packs. If one of them hates one girl, the rest of them do. They all date the same group of people and move from one girl to the other. The Haverford Boys think that they are better then everyone else, when truthfully they really aren't. They are self centered kids who think that the whole world loves them, so they decide that they can trash everyone else. Most of them are ugly, and the ones that aren't know that they're hot and decide to put down everyone else.

Danny D. thats a true Haverford Boys

Haverford Boys by Mainline Girl August 29, 2009

Haverford School

Gayest school in america for many reasons
-pride themselves on being meatheads but are pussies
-think they're awesome because they get with beat radnor girls
-always travel in packs so they don't get jumped because they are pussies
-Only thing that they are somewhat good at is lacrosse which they are still overrated at
-They go to a school that is all guys all the time (guess their into that sort of thing)
-And probably the gayest they were shorts with their shirt and ties which may just be the pussiest, most homosexual, preppiest and thing ever

-THEIR SLOGAN IS "GREAT MINDS, BIG HEARTS, REMARKABLE BOYS"

-enough said

haverford school guy 1"yooo bro you wanna go rip twine with me?"
guy 2 "of course dude, but hey first let's go get with some totally beat radnor, stoga, and irwins chicks so we can feel good about ourselves bro"
guy 1 "aha dude for sure bro"
guy 2 " yeah dude we are soo awesome"
guy 1 " I know right, maybe just you and I can chil tonight you know...alone"
guy 2 "sounds good to me bra. we do go to an all boys school after all"

Haverford School by Big Hearts, Remarkable Boys May 9, 2009

Haverford School

an organization of the largest pussies you will ever meet. having the most over rated sports teams in inter ac along with the worst teams. often seen traveling in packs with scared looks on their faces and will be seen wearing coats and ties or khakis and a hat carrying a lacrosse stick. scared of all other schools especially cha. love to participate in drug rings in there free time while their faculty makes the front pages. their slogan is preparing boys for life ... i'll leave it at that

haverford school guy 1 : broo do you want to go rip some twine with me
guy 2 : nah bro i'd rather sit in my room and jerk you off cause i go to an all guys school
guy 1 : yeah im just pissed i didn't get accepted to cha just like all my other friends
guy 2 : lets go throw some jacket and ties on so we look preppy
guy 1 : good idea bra that would distract from our vagina looking faces

Haverford School by preparing boys for life March 12, 2017