Timmie the 12th Fatui Harbinger

Timmie is the first mondstat citizen that you would encounter in Genshin Impact. Once a kind boy who feed pigeons everyday, he was consumed by hatred as a certain traveller from a foreign world murdered his only family, the pigeons.

He was brought before the winter shogun, Tsaritsa, and he swore to serve her so Tsaritsa's dream of destroying the world could finally be realized, so that a world where pigeons can live safely can be created.

As the Harbinger, known as the Doll Maker, he soon assembled his arsonal of field tillers, also known as cyclops.

Pigeons: ...
Venti: time for take off.
Timmie the 12th Fatui Harbinger: How dare you kill my friends. Now, I shall end your friends before I end you, Fowl Legacy!!

by AAuthor September 18, 2021

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

Hardik

A sweet potato. A guy with heart of gold and loyalty more than any scale can measure. His family always comes first for him. The one guy who has a forever crush on you but won't ever tell. He is a cool, funny and pleasant person to be with.

Example -

Person 1:
Need company ?
Person 2: Ask Hardik.

by The Ms.Taken One May 11, 2018

hardinsexual

In love with Hardin Scott

I’m so hardinsexual

by Nereste January 4, 2021

Harvining

Smoking a personal blunt.

Named after Minnesota Vikings player Percy Harvin.

Percy=Personal

"Dude just harvining the blunt. "

"Straight purple shit"

by bearj1225 November 10, 2009

Harvicking

A push or shove usually from behind. The term was coined after the 2014 AAA Texas 500 NASCAR race in which Kevin Harvick shoved Brad Keselowski from behind to instigate a fight between Keselowski and Jeff Gordon.

James took Harvicking to the extreme when he pushed Daniel off of the Grand Canyon.

by AcneAndAnthrax November 3, 2014

Hariboner

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

by sammm-! April 15, 2009