Hannes (verb) meaning:
1. Anal leakage.
2. A huge bowel movement stuck in your unus.
3. When laughing with diarrhea and you
accidentally shit yourself.
4. Uncontrollably farting or having an urgency to have a shit when shocked, stressed or caught cheating.
Hannes a name for a male usually derived from Johannes. Usually a
homosexual blue/green eyed sweaty bald guy.
The name of a guy with big hips and nipples like a women. The
personification of player. A hannes is most likely always cheating, lying or hiding something.
A pathetic shit stain on the underwear of society. A psychopath, molester and sex addict that loves porn.
Guy1: Do you smell that?
What is it.. Is that... Dude did you just hannes!??
Guy2: I'm sorry, but my
girlfriend just texted me that she knows
you and me got it on last night.
Dude1: Last night I caught Hannes boinking his own cousin
Dude2: That is so sick dude!
