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One who achieve greatness and it’s beautiful in all meaning
Look out for you guy a Hani might snach him
Hani by Hdnsksidbjsks May 5, 2018
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A gyro wrap filled with delicious goodness in the form of sliced, breaded chicken breast, lettuce, Swiss and American cheese, mayo and tomato.

Hanis are best accompanied with chili cheese fries and copious amounts of cigarette smoke. In fact, most hani extremists will only eat a hani with these two crucial side dishes. Also, the hani is best enjoyed if eaten in the early hours of morning, after bar close, served by a waitress of Mediterranean - mainly meaning Greek, Albanian or Yugoslavian - descent.

The dish is indicative of Greek Detroit, and can only be enjoyed at one of the area's many National Coney Islands.

Put bluntly, a hani is the only meal a person should order upon entering a National's; to do otherwise would be a mistake and will often bring a look of disgust from other patrons and ridicule from those in your party.
The Lieutenant once drove three hours round trip just to eat a hani.
Hani by Mangelo August 1, 2008
A name for (usually) a guy. A Hani is usually average height with curly/roughish hair. He is kinda pale with striking eyes - no matter the color. Most Hani's are born in the first half of the year. This guy is a player - he's all about the women. Although he has a deep personality and is pretty smart, he chooses women that are a) easy (he's not about the chase) and b) way dumber than him because he is afraid of people leaving his life. Essentially, he dates hoes. He loves to argue (which can be fun) but gets out of hand very easily. Hani's are cunning - he will get to know you and your weknesses and use them against you. He hates to admit he has any flaws, but he's insecure deep deep down. Hani's repress their feelings a lot. He doesn't always make the best decisions. Loved by everyone, but feels alone. Not afraid to get physical with someone right off the bat.
Hani is pretty cute... but he's a dick sometimes.

I'd love to get to know him - Hani seems like a really smart guy.
Hani by maya gehlfuss April 8, 2019
When someone is to overreact severely, causing them to leave suddenly, then come back and give a huge speech about what his mother says is right and wrong.
Man 1: Wow, he just rage quitted.
Man 2: He's doing a Hani
Man 1: Oh no, if I hear one more speech about his mother, I am going to kill myself.
Man 2: I know, right!!
Hani by #dontfightthesystem November 6, 2014
hani pronounced (han-eye) an individual who is only capable of seeing out of one eye because one of his eyes are bigger than the other and therefore unusable
Damn i feel bad for that hani over there poor one-eyed cyclops
HANI by jackson laybutt July 18, 2022