Get your hand off it 

Another way of saying, "As if!!" or "Your full of it."

"I just bought a Ferrari Enzo", "Oh, get your hand off it."

Get your hand off it by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

get your hand off your dick 

Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.

Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.

get your hand off your dick by mac-attk October 15, 2009

the heat hand-off

when a guy puts a handwarmer between his sack and penis and innocently hands it off to a girl who is cold.

Haha I totally got Stephenie with the heat hand-off!

the heat hand-off by swedz12 December 9, 2010

Kansas City Hand-off 

A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.

Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.

The gay orgy was great! I watched Fred give Frank a Kansas City Hand-off, he slapped him real good!

Kansas City Hand-off by BustyBoy October 9, 2025

Second Hand Suck Off 

When things don't work out with current your girlfriend, but one of her friends you met while dating, sucks you off.

Damn dude, things didn't work out with Tammie, but Bree sure did give me a great Second Hand Suck Off!!!!

Second Hand Suck Off by LemonadeRain December 1, 2016

You're right hand comes off? 

When capcom makes a joke, but with the wrong "your".

Salazar: "I've sent my right hand to dispose of you."
Leon: "You're right hand comes off?"

You're right hand comes off? by Anonimity7 March 27, 2023

hell off right hand 

WHEN you play a good soccer and throw good with right hand

My friend has hell off right hand!

hell off right hand by melanieeeee May 17, 2018