gruber'd

a state of intoxication reached by the consuption of straight whiskey and chased by wine.

i got so gruber'd last night.
when i showed up they were all gruber'd

gruber'd by glennswayze November 3, 2008

Gruber Speech

Telling someone a lie because you think they are to stupid to know the truth. It's usually used when you want to cheat the person out of something and you lie to them to pull off the scam, relying on the gullible nature of people. The name comes from Jonathan Gruber's many comments about how the Obama Administration exploited the stupidity of the American voter to pass Obamacare. Newt Gingrich coined the phrase in Nov. 2014.

Don't give me a Gruber Speech about this used car's maintenance history.

Gruber Speech by jdelv86 November 22, 2014

gruber device

A mechanism to defeat a security system through the unintended use of fall-backs or exception paths that are not widely considered during development. Inspired by Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber character in the movie Die Hard (1988), who arranges for the uninterruptible power supplies securing the vaults at Nakotomi Plaza to be cut by causing the police to invoke their terrorist response procedures.

"The circuits that cannot be cut are automatically cut in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for a miracle, Theo, I give you the F-, B-, I..."

"This box is using distributed TACACS. I'll need a Gruber Device to make it fall-back to static password."
"Maybe try pulling the WAN?"

gruber device by keepalive February 11, 2020

Hans gruber

A very sexy German terrorist that sadly was throw off of the nakatomi plaza

“Oh my god is that my favourite sex icon Hans gruber”

Hans gruber by Ellie gruber May 28, 2021

noel gruber

Noel Gruber is a Character in Ride The Cyclone.

Person A: “Have you Watched Ride The Cyclone?”
Person B: “Yes! Noel Gruber is my Favourite Character!”

noel gruber by whospennylamb January 3, 2023

mr. gruber

Noun. A man who seems to think that health is supposed to be a real class, who thinks he is the hottest shit in the world, and who thinks he is liked by people

Also... Verb. To be put into health class.
(to be grubered)

Mike: What do you have next period
Tim: I've got Mr. Gruber, damn it.
Mike: Hahahaha. You got Grubered

mr. gruber by Bingo Bango Champ October 4, 2010

hot carl gruber

The Hot Carl Gruber is an ethnic variation of the traditional Hot Carl. The administrator of the Hot Carl Gruber eats nothing but sauerkraut for two whole days before delivering the goods. As in the Hot Carl, a single layer of plastic wrap is applied to the recipient's face. The administrator then defecates on the plastic wrap, sharing the warmth of a truly Teutonic Treat. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos, which originates south of the border and gets its warmth from cheap Mexican food and stomach parasites.

In her excitement about the arrival of Oktoberfest, Lindsay asked for a Hot Carl Gruber, rather than the usual Hot Carl.

hot carl gruber by Stu Melvin May 26, 2006