cock grater

n.

a female with braces, who will potentially suck your cock

No fuck that she's a cock grater

by jason stiver January 24, 2005

Cheese Grater

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.

Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything

by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016

Cooter Grater

noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.

That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.

by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009

cheese grater experience

when a person gives someone a blowjob using their teeth.

Guy 1: How was last night?

Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.

by mindlessmeatrobot October 14, 2019

Bolivian Cheese Grater

When a guy is getting head and is about to cum, the girl then proceeds to bite a shred of foreskin from the shaft then shakes like a dog.

Dude my girlfriend gave me a Bolivian cheese grater and my foreskin won't grow back.

by aztecwarrior January 26, 2011

The Cheese Grater

The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.

Sean got bored with working so he went and read The Cheese Grater.

by Alex Ashman December 31, 2007

Cheese grater

A cheese grater is a item used to grate cheese. Just don’t use it around furries especially with raccoon in the same sentence.

Me: I’m going to grate cheese with a cheese grater.
Normie: ok but why do I need to know that?
Furry: (war flashbacks)

by Greemb March 24, 2021