Granting

When Grant says an unnecessary amount of obscene and weird things. Typically stopped by the word "Apples".

Grant, stop Granting.

Granting by Omario19 December 10, 2025

Granting

When Grant Thiele, a member of TDX, yaps too much to the point of exhaustion by others. Typically ended by utilizing the word "apples".

Grant, stop Granting.

Granting by Omario19 December 12, 2025

Hugh Granting 

The act of playing the same character in every movie you appear in, modernly reffered to as "Russel Branding"

I'm getting sick of this Seth Rogen guy "Hugh Granting" all the time!

Hugh Granting by Mr Blue. December 14, 2010

Wish Granting Cat 

A cat who can grant wishes

Once there was this cat who could grant wishes. So Jeff raped him.- a story told by Wish Granting Cat

Wish Granting Cat by Woozlee March 19, 2007

Hover-grating 

A careless method of grating cheese by holding the block of cheese and grater high above the food, causing it to disperse everywhere but the intended dish.

Characterised by fragments of grated cheese found everywhere around the kitchen afterwards - often accompanied by a larger, dry block of remnant cheese left out for many days after said cheese-grating incident.

Particularly common in Rootes P 2nd kitchen, and generally anywhere inhabited by a German-Italian partnership.

Dude 1: "Awww wtf Jasper, there's cheese everywhere on the table again!"
Jasper: "Sorry dude, Francesco and I made pesto pasta last night and we were hover-grating the cheese over it."
Dude 1: "Aw not again dammit."
Pit: "In Luxembourg..."

Hover-grating is the only way to truly enjoy a German-Italian dish.

Hover-grating by rootesp2nd March 3, 2011

grafting gash

the disgusting state of a woman's gash after a hard day's work.

"Hey did you take that bitch back to your place last night?"
"No mate, she had grafting gash"

grafting gash by ProperGeezer November 7, 2017

Soap grafting 

The act of attaching an almost completely used piece of soap to a new, unused piece because it is now too small to be conveniently used but you also don't want to waste it.

My mum always soap grafts because she doesn't want to waste anything. Soap grafting is good.

Soap grafting by k4mik4zee December 19, 2009