Grampy's Whiskers 

An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.

Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.

Grampy's Whiskers by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Grampy Bush  

One having a big bush, the bush is very big due to it being left for months on end without tending too. Therefore, giving one a grampy bush

"Good thing you told me about having a Grampy Bush or else i wouldnt be able to wheel so many broads"

Grampy Bush by Chuck Biggs February 19, 2007

Grampy's Handshake 

A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.

Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.

Grampy's Handshake by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015

grampy grabber 

A YOUNG WOMEN WHO LIKES OLDER GUYS THAT DON’T HAVE MONEY

Her last bf was well off, now she's dating someone twice her age, and half her money's worth, that girl is such a grampy grabber!

grampy grabber by Lo Lo Jo Jo August 29, 2009

Grampy Blaster 

Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.

The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.

Grampy Blaster by wheelsucker October 8, 2022

grampy's bandaid

when you're talking to yo homie who's half asleep and he has an entire separate conversation in his dream and starts talking about it

Dude1: So what's your favourite flavour?
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.

grampy's bandaid by An. quadrimaculatus April 24, 2023

Grampy pants

An interesting nickname for ur grandpa.

"Why hello there, Grampy Pants."

Grampy pants by cookiexbrookie June 25, 2023