golfing

The slang word for anything relating to shrooms or the act of tripping out on shrooms, to be used when around non-users.

Kid: "Hey mom, can I go golfing?"
Mom: "Sure Billy."
Kid: "Haha...sucker..."

by Yodia January 20, 2006

Golfing

Using dentistry tools to widen a females vagina to just the right size so that you may rest your balls in it.

"Hey Tom are you still a virgin?"
"I dont know... Does golfing count?"

by GmanM618 February 9, 2017

Golfing

lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.

Person 1: "Yo you look high as fuck."
Person 2: "Shh I was golfing."

by dumbdefs October 27, 2017

Golfing

When you're about to smash but your balls stink so you wash your balls and tee before sticking it in her hole.

Had to go golfing so she wasn't repulsed.

by TheCuteness March 15, 2020

Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.

She went Golfing all over that guy.

by pornstitute June 17, 2023

Golfing

A nonce, noncing

Dan went golfing. Only within a few hours did he find his victim.

by Elzhi September 20, 2023

Golfing

Rich people slang for homosexual felatio

The President couldn't wait to go golfing so he could have his mouth full once again. Nobody was better at golfing than the President.

by gamerfuel2002 May 31, 2025