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goldschlager 

true it is a cinammon schnapps with 83% alchol by volume... true it contains true 18K gold flakes... have you ever heard of the off-brand "gold strike"... it is 100-proof with all of the genuine gold flakes, but the slight disadvantage to you conscience of being priced much less than goldschlager...most state stores have it in stock (at least in the south)... u just have to ask for them to get out of the back room
as much as i like goldschlager, i think we can step up the party with that 100 proof discount version (gold strike)...yeah... take me home now
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goldschlager by jenn August 28, 2004
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goldschlaugger 

one that cannot resist the male reproductive organ.
#20 on Woodbridge is quite a goldschlaugger because he enjoys having things driven hard up his pooper.
goldschlaugger by Robert Kelo November 7, 2003

Goldschlagger 

It's cinnamon-flavoured Vodka which had pieces of gold leaf floating in it. Shake it before you drink it. 40% alcoholic volume.
"I'm going to get drunk on Goldschlagger ..."
Goldschlagger by Fionnuala-Mairead February 23, 2009

goldschlaugger 

someone who is indubitably attracted to Shum's blubber
#20 on Woodbridge likes to pound it to the Shum
goldschlaugger by Bruce November 15, 2003

goldshlager 

You're such a goldshlager
goldshlager by o1ug3g3s February 22, 2022