God’s plan

When some dumbass drake fan (usually a popular thot in school) learns a new word by listening to a lightskin garbage pop artist and won’t stop using it even if it doesn’t make sense

Thot 1: Girl, Jimmy fucked my pussy a while back and i’m not pregnant

Thot 2: OML. That’s like soooo God’s Plan

God’s plan by The_pedo_pope November 20, 2018

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God’s Plans

God’s Reckoning plans. Basically a his plans to destroy the stupid human race for their dumbness and insanity.

Beth: BAE!
God: Omfg dumb humans

Jeremy: God’s Plans are because of people like you! God’s gonna destroy us all because of your dumbness
Beth: All I said was BAEEEEE
God: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

God’s Plans by Anananon93 January 30, 2018

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God's Plant

Slang for weed, ganja etc...

hey man have you ever tried god's plant?

God's Plant by LeoLives January 1, 2010

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Gods Plan

The song every basic girl lip syncs on their Snapchat stories

She sung gods plan on her Snapchat story

Gods Plan by Jfjffbxjxjrndjdkxjf February 26, 2018

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