San Franciscan Teapot 

To shit in a kettle and boil it, then use the steaming mixture to douche your girlfriend

Fernando: Dude I gave my girl a San Franciscan Teapot last night

Horatio: That must have hurt!

Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!

San Franciscan Teapot by sorest rump June 14, 2010

San Franciscan Wank

A dutch rudder during which the man holds a shake weight instead of his penis. Ironically, this is a safe for work act and the acronym for the term is also SFW.

At the White Elephant party, Scott got stuck with the shake weight, so Tim gave him a San Franciscan Wank to make him feel better.

San Franciscan Wank by Turbo Mayonaise December 29, 2010

San Franciscan Squeeze 

A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.

Dude, Paul destroyed me last night in a good game of San Franciscan Squeeze.

San Franciscan Squeeze by TroubledCourier March 1, 2021

a white san franciscan 

Doing coke and mdma while drinking the breast milk of a pregnant woman

Before I headed to the bar I thought to myself, I could really go for a white San Franciscan to start off the night.

a white san franciscan by Bunny Farts September 10, 2015

San Francisco Sheet Cake 

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

San Francisco Sheet Cake by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

Francesca Reale 

An actress that appears in 2 of Netflix's show- Haters Back Off and Stranger Things. In Haters Back Off, she plays the main character's ( Miranda Sings ) sister, Emily. In Stranger Things, she plays a minor character Heather Holloway. She is from Los Angeles, California. She is super underrated when she is so much better than Angelina Jolie. She is of Italian descent. Her last name is pronounced as 're-ali'. She's also super hot and pretty.

Kim- Did you hear that Francesca Reale is going to be in Stranger Things??
Tim- Really???
Jim- Tim, you should had said REALE instead!
Sim- Yes Tin, she's going to be in Stranger Things.
Lim- EVERYBODY CALL HER FRANNY PANTS!

Francesca Reale by Francesca is hot July 10, 2020

Francesca Pinto 

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best actress of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Francesca Pinto, but not quite as la creme de la creme.

Francesca Pinto by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020